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BLACK TO THE GRINDSTONE
[Arthur Black]
Arthur Black -- best-selling author, three-time winner of the Stephen Leacock Medal for Humour, beloved radio personality, and newspaper columnist -- proves in his latest side-splitting collection of tales, Black to the Grindstone, that, without a doubt, you not only get better but funnier with age. Demonstrating once again why he is one of Canada's most loved jokesters, Black masterfully captures the laughter that often bursts out of the seams of everyday life. From an unexpected drag race to a Google search for a picture of the illusive "Arthur the Meek", you just never know when a regular day is going to turn into comedic genius. Black provides uproarious insight into uses a matador might have for a teacup, mango or simply some paper towel, the lengths one might go to defend the aural mishearing we've believed in for far too long and the bitter deception felt upon discovering that the hootenanny's bathroom really isn't "on the right" after all. But be warned -- adding these stories to your day-to-day reading may also double as a daily abdominal workout.
{
302pp,
155x230mm,
September 2007;
PB,
£13.50,
1550174428:9781550174427
, Harbour Publishing
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COMPANION TO APHORISMS & QUOTATIONS FOR THE SURGEON
[M Schein MD FACS FCS (SA) (ed)]
Since its publication, about four years ago, the best-seller, "Aphorisms & Quotations for the Surgeon", has found its place in surgeons' personal and public libraries. Surgeons are using the book to 'decorate' their lectures or manuscripts with relevant smart or entertaining entries; some like to quote from the book during teaching rounds or conferences; many simply enjoy it for its collective and eternal surgical wisdom and wit. This book brings an additional medley of aphorisms and quotations for surgeons, sent in by surgeons or retrieved from multiple sources to serve as a companion to the first volume. It is hoped that readers, especially the younger surgeons, will discover that surgical truth is old, that what they think is a novel idea has been said before, and that what they observe around them -- has been observed years ago. It may contribute to their humanity and humility, perhaps even add maturity to their surgical personality and practice, and with a bit of luck, increase their sense of surgical humour -- which in the era of political correctness has tended to dry up.
{
216pp,
February 2008;
PB,
£20.00,
1903378613:9781903378618
, TFM Publishing
} |
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FAMOUS FAILURES
: Hundreds of Hot Shots Who Got Rejected, Flunked Out, Worked Lousy Jobs, Goofed Up, or Did Time in Jail Before Achieving Phenomenal Success
[Joey Green]
Just graduated with no prospects whatsoever? Been fired from your job? Rejected from a snazzy college? Looking for that next big break but coming up empty handed? Fear not, you're in excellent company... Albert Einstein failed the entrance exams to the Swiss Polytechnic Institute. J. K. Rowling lived on welfare in an apartment infested with mice. Muhammad Ali graduated 376th from a high school class of 391 students. Julia Roberts auditioned for All My Children but didn't get the part. Dick Cheney flunked out of Yale University -- twice. And hundreds more! Each page of Famous Failures features a headline revealing the major failure of a person who later became phenomenally successful, and the smaller type at the bottom of each page explains that person's remarkable achievements. It all goes to show that no one has made the climb to the top without encountering an avalanche along the way. Reading just a few pages of this book makes you want to go back out there and try, try again.
{
288pp,
140x140mm,
April 2007;
PB,
£7.50,
0977259021:9780977259021
, IPG (Lunatic Press)
} |
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FLYING HIGH WITH A FRANK STEWARD
: More Air Travel Tips & Tales from the Flight Crew
[James Wysong]
A Frank Steward, the pen name for seasoned flight attendant James Wysong, is back again with his fourth book on hilarious things that happen at 35,000 feet. One of today's most popular weekly air travel columnists with Tripso and MSN, he advises thousands of travellers on surviving the challenges of airports, security, planes, and fellow passengers. With refreshing humour, he again shares dozens of stories about air travel that reveal the human side of what really goes on in the air travel industry. Packed with stories about the crazy, humorous, and sad events that happen to passengers and flight personnel alike, he gives sound advice on coping with life's curve balls and navigating the complex world of air travel. Readers again will be fascinated by the outrageous things that happen in the cockpit, in-flight dramas, surviving security checks, keeping healthy, and much more. Dedicated to "the people who smile and thank you for your trashrubbish", this revealing book once again puts a whole new face on the travel industry.
{
307pp,
140x205mm,
December 2007;
PB,
£9.99,
1570232725:9781570232725
, Impact Publications
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HOUSE OF TESTOSTERONE
: One Mom's Survival in a Household of Males
[Sharon O'Donnell]
Though serious enough to provide thoughtful discussion about male psychology and marital stress, this book makes humor -- based on real dialogue scribbled in notebooks over the years by the mother of three boys -- the main event. Bewilderment and hilarity slosh together as the author contemplates never-ending bathroom jokes, bemoans her family's persistence in calling intermission at the theater half time, and shares her tips for surviving unbearable vacations in the RV. In the end, this plucky, lighthearted story of a rowdy household is a lesson in forsaking unrealistic expectations and tackling each day with a sense of adventure.
{
195pp,
145x175mm,
October 2006;
HB,
£13.50,
0977808602:9780977808601
, IPG (Jefferson Press)
} |
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LAUGH!
: 17 Reasons to Lighten Up & Laugh More
[Leslie B Flynn]
Find reasons from Scripture (there is humour in the Bible) and from life's experiences why laughter is good for the soul and how it can minister to our well-being. Chances are you will see not only yourself, but also your friends and family in 'Laugh!' and laugh all the more. Includes 289 hilarious anecdotes.
{
136pp,
140x215mm,
February 2007;
PB,
£7.99,
0972486941:9780972486941
, Magnus Press
} |
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SMOKING PUN
: Crimes Against the Language
[Thaddeus Taylor & Tom Nynas]
This collection of 44 puns, each accompanied by a funny illustration, analyzes in endnotes the origins, roots, prefixes, suffixes, and linguistic peculiarities of certain punned words. Tricky twists turn phrases such as religiously ambivalent into either-or-thodox, and illuminating notes explain how such phrases as no stone unturned mutated from the darker no bones unburned, which refers to the digging up and destroying of the bones of people posthumously convicted of heresy. Readers are also invited to submit their own puns using mail-in forms at the back of the book.
{
112pp,
145x150mm,
September 2006;
PB,
£5.99,
0977046907:9780977046904
, IPG (Cerebral Market)
} |
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INTIMACY, 2ND EDITION
: The Sensual Essence of Flowers
[Joyce Tenneson]
With over 60 beautiful colour plates, this gorgeous book of flower photographs is bound to appeal to a wide audience of anyone interested in Nature, Beauty, Meditation or Art. Tenneson explores the world of botanicals in a way that is completely unique. These photographs transcend mere documentation; they encourage the viewer to see flowers in a whole new way. Joyce Tenneson's breathtaking photographs have graced the covers of major magazines, as well as museums and galleries. Her ethereal portraits of roses, tulips, poppies and other garden blooms also come accompanied by select quotes from authors such as Emily Dickinson, William Carlos Williams, and Anais Nin. Tenneson focuses her eye and lens on the most fragile parts of flowers, irresistibly bringing us into the stamens and pistils at the core of creation. There is something very sensual to her work: she lets the flowers inner workings speak eloquently for themselves, and the magic of the life cycle. This is an exquisite book, an ideal gift for mothers, sweethearts, friends, and yourself.
{
128pp,
195x260mm,
June 2007;
HB,
£15.50,
0615144799:9780615144795
, Midpoint Trade Books (Joyce Tenneson)
} |
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DETERMINATION
[Daisaku Ikeda]
Based on the tenets of the Japanese monk Nichiren, these guides provide insight and advice on injecting Buddhist philosophies into one's relationships and spirituality. Drawing on ancient themes of compassion and happiness, these compilations distill the essence of Buddhist scripture. These instructions for applying the readings to modern life will also teach about the many facets of love, determination, courage, and prayer. The concise, easy-to-follow entries are ideal for anyone looking to discover and cultivate a more spiritual life.
{
56pp,
125x150mm,
November 2006;
HB,
£5.50,
0972326782:9780972326780
, IPG (Middleway Press)
} |
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LOVE
: Buddhism for You
[Daisaku Ikeda]
Based on the tenets of the Japanese monk Nichiren, these guides provide insight and advice on injecting Buddhist philosophies into one's relationships and spirituality. Drawing on ancient themes of compassion and happiness, these compilations distill the essence of Buddhist scripture. These instructions for applying the readings to modern life will also teach about the many facets of love, determination, courage, and prayer. The concise, easy-to-follow entries are ideal for anyone looking to discover and cultivate a more spiritual life.
{
58pp,
115x140mm,
November 2006;
HB,
£5.50,
0972326774:9780972326773
, IPG (Middleway Press)
} |
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ONE BABY JESUS NOTECARDS
: Bible StoryCards
[Patricia P Pingry]
For ages 8-10. Bible story cards are a new concept in note cards for children. Designed to be sent out, they feature artwork and text from CandyCane Press's best board books. Each card has plenty of writing space and each pack contains ten note cards and envelopes plus stickers with bible verses. They are a perfect item for anyone to send a note to a love child, and are equally useful for children to send to friends and loved ones. This is a new twist on the all-time favourite song -- 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' with artwork and text in note card format for all to enjoy.
{
5pp,
90x127mm,
September 2006;
NC,
£5.50,
0824917057:9780824917050
, Ideals Publications
} |
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PRAYER
[Daisaku Ikeda]
Based on the tenets of the Japanese monk Nichiren, these guides provide insight and advice on injecting Buddhist philosophies into one's relationships and spirituality. Drawing on ancient themes of compassion and happiness, these compilations distill the essence of Buddhist scripture. These instructions for applying the readings to modern life will also teach about the many facets of love, determination, courage, and prayer. The concise, easy-to-follow entries are ideal for anyone looking to discover and cultivate a more spiritual life.
{
58pp,
115x140mm,
November 2006;
HB,
£5.50,
0972326790:9780972326797
, IPG (Middleway Press)
} |
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WOMEN'S DAYBOOK 2009
: Featuring photographs on the theme
"The Women's Daybook 2009" combines the usefulness of a daily planner with the elegance of an art calendar at a reasonable price. Year after year, more and more women are choosing "The Women's Daybook" for themselves and as the perfect gift for friends, family and colleagues. This year's edition features striking photographs on the theme "Food for Thought." Food plays such an important role in our day-to-day living, with deep cultural and environmental aspects. Through incisive texts and evocative images, this year's Daybook explores issues from food security to organic farming and marketing, to the pleasures of sharing our table and bounty.
{
192pp,
185x230mm,
July 2008;
SB,
£9.50,
1894549732:9781894549738
, Sumach Press
} |
